Tis A Duel, Sir! (Slapping Opponet With Glove)

Three important life lessons:

1.) Share with your friends. Even if they are your favorite cookies. If you don't- there's a good chance that she will make sure your Matchbox cars "magically disappear" or just bottle up her toddler frustration until many years later when you are on your first date and then pull said date into the living room to see a slide show of your naked pictures from when you were a child. Complete with Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy" soundtrack and high-gloss tri-fold handouts for easier comprehension.

2.) Avoid any party faux-pas. Don't be the one to do anything unsightly or crude within the confines of the party space and most assuredly do not offend the party boy lest you will see your way quickly out of the party scene and onto the floor/gutter/jail. (depending on your age at the time of the party foul)

3.) Never, ever, ever, ever start a prank war with Kalaya's mommy. This WILL NOT end well for you.

I know where the after season deals are for everything and I'm not afraid to buy an extraordinary amount of pumpkins for your car at the cost of 25cents a pumpkin just to be the first to "pumpkin" a car.