With the release of the new teen vampire drama Twilight, we have come to see that the world and, especially it's adolescents girls, are basically out of their Hannah Montana drenched minds. Maniacal gaggles of teenage girls rush out to see Robert Pattinson and literally think it's cool to scratch their necks all up to simulate a vampire bite. Of course I have to give kudos to Robert Pattinson for attempting to understand the crazies then quickly realizing these chicks wouldn't think twice about wearing his skin as a coat.
Honestly, I'm not paying my money or a lost button to go see this movie. But, contrary to popular belief, it's not the ever present brooding and anemic face of Robert that's deterring me from joining the army of girls that he could possibly create to destroy us all. It's the simple fact that the whole "hiding in the dark- staying out of the light" thing was sooooo our trademark years ago. Just ask Kalaya's uncle. He can barely function in the sunlight without his sunglasses. It's like his own personal Kryptonite and it seems to be genetic:
We have already been there and done that.
We have already been there and done that.Our lawyers will be calling your lawyers, Robert Pattinson.
1 comment:
I do not know where you come up with some of the stuff you think to write, but you def need to be some where else other than software writing!!!
Miss you, Love ya!!!
Your baby and families babies are amazing!!!
I want pretty children!!!
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